I don’t think there is anything that says “I look like a unfriendly dickhead” more than when there is only one seat left on a bus, right next to you, and people decide they’d prefer to just stand up.
I was on a packed-out bus today. It got to the stage where people actually had to get off to let people on. Two rather large girls then got on. After squeezing themselves into a space big enough for 5 of me, one of the girls stupidly said to the other “why is there no room?!” and continued to moan about it. I was so tempted to say “because you’re on the fucking bus”.
Whenever the clocks go back an hour, I always spend the first 60 minutes of the morning deciding how I’m going to make the most of the extra time.
I was in a “complicated relationship” once… I wasn’t allowed within a hundred yards of her.