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I don’t think there is anything that says “I look like a unfriendly dickhead” more...

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 23:27:00 +0000

I don’t think there is anything that says “I look like a unfriendly dickhead” more than when there is only one seat left on a bus, right next to you, and people decide they’d prefer to just stand up.

I was on a packed-out bus today. It got to the stage where people actually had to get off to let...

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 15:41:00 +0000

I was on a packed-out bus today. It got to the stage where people actually had to get off to let people on. Two rather large girls then got on. After squeezing themselves into a space big enough for 5 of me, one of the girls stupidly said to the other “why is there no room?!” and continued to moan about it.

I was so tempted to say “because you’re on the fucking bus”.

Whenever the clocks go back an hour, I always spend the first 60 minutes of the morning deciding how...

Sun, 04 Dec 2011 17:38:00 +0000

Whenever the clocks go back an hour, I always spend the first 60 minutes of the morning deciding how I’m going to make the most of the extra time.

I was in a “complicated relationship” once…I wasn’t allowed within a hundred...

Sun, 04 Dec 2011 17:29:00 +0000

I was in a “complicated relationship” once…
I wasn’t allowed within a hundred yards of her.